— Anonymous: hello! this might seem really really stupid of me to ask, but, when your requests are closed, and I wanna request something, will you guys answer it after you've cleared everything or right away? because I'm always dying to send a request but I feel guilty if you answer them right away when you have so may pending ones! >< ok I'm gonna go smother myself now bye cuties

We set the date as 15th April, so every request that comes in after will be answered once we’ve cleared all that we got before 15th. We know that “totally closed” doesn’t stop some of you guys, so you can pretty much request as much as you like, but it isn’t gonna be answered anytime soon.

What I’m saying is that you guys are gonna do it anyway as long as the ask is open so go ahead, but have patience :D

— Anonymous: Do you have any fics where Spock is trying to woo or court Jim?

We have some right here and here are some more

This is based on Sochya’s challenge of the same name, in which Spock tries to deal with the fact that Jim is afraid of him after their confrontation on the Bridge. This is a real problem, since Spock has fallen for the man he once tried to choke to death.
Also it has the trope “touching -> fuck he is my t’hy’la”
For Spock, the months building up to this moment did not flash, so much as explode before his eyes. Months of experiencing and courting and falling in love that he would never describe as agonizing—even if, in fact, that is what it had been. The root, certainly, if he were to allow himself to think too deeply on such things, would certainly fit; agony.
Archaios diōxis (Ancient Chase) by
How choking leads to courting for one particular Vulcan.
Check Mate by
What really happened on Ardana. It’s James Kirk, not Droxine, who Spock wants to woo.
Prompt from spookybfi: Ok, so Kirk basically spent, like, the entire series wooing Spock, to no avail because Spock broke his heart and left for Gol. Now that Spock is back, Kirk has given up on him because he doesn’t know where he stands any more, and he doesn’t want to get hurt again. That’s ok though, because after his ZOMGFEELINGSAREOK revelation in sickbay, Spock is more than willing to woo Kirk this time :D The wooing could happen on Valentine’s day because… it’s Valentine’s day!
rabidchild67: I have an answer for the feral Spock request? The Fog by yeaka: archiveofourown(.)org(/)works(/)1381339 It's mirror 'verse, so you know, the usual consent issues apply, but spock is out of his mind with pon farr and is a driven-mad-by-lust kind of thing.

Thank you!

The Fog by yeaka

Simply Spock’s pon farr, as per the Terran Empire’s customs.


bazillas: Hello wonderful people!! I'm looking for a TOS story where K/S have adopted a cat.. I think Scotty makes a collar for the cat so it can trigger the doors on the ship. I thought if anyone could help me find this story it would be you. Btw... LOVE this Tumblr page! I've been finding so many new stories and authors to read and getting reacquainted with old favorites. Thank you so much!!

Great to hear you like the blog, and so sad to dissapoint you, since I don’t know the fic in question. The only fic I know Spock adopting cat is this one, but it’s AOS

On a cold, wet, miserable planet, a cold, wet, miserable Vulcan adopts a kitten. What life lessons will the kitten teach two grown humanoids who can only hiss and spit at each other?
Anyone of our lovely followers know the fic in question?
ekwak-ashayam: The story starts out slow so you don't get to the part quickly, but Gary Mitchell is very prevalent in this: Unwritten Fate by Cinnamon secrets


Unwritten Fate by Cinnamon secrets

Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise.

— Anonymous: I have read two fics where Spoke loses his logical side to his primal side, and attacks everyone except Kirk. I was wondering if there were more fics like this? I would love it if you could find more. Thank you!

The only ones I know are these, which I guess you’ve read too:

Red Hands, White Knuckled by girlnotorious

Stripped of his logic, and to both of their surprise, Spock defends his captain fiercely.


master of a nothing place by strzyga

spock is stripped of his logic on an away mission gone bad and turns feral, incredibly violent and utterly brutal. when he comes across jim, though, he is possessive, protective, and even affectionate.


Once Upon A Time by littlebirdtold

In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim’s curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn’t have told him that he isn’t allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.

This is the story of how Jim Kirk became a Princess (“Prince Consort, Bones!”) of the United Planets of Vulcan Kingdom.

I don’t know if this counts but Spock’s kinda feral in the beginning???

Anyone know more feral!Spock?

— Anonymous: Do you know any fics where Spirk plays couples games?

The Touch-Move Rule by

Kirk comes up with a special variation of chess. Spock approves.

Kirk buys a sex manual and suggests to Spock they try out all the positions. Originall printed in 1994 in the print fanzine T’hy’la 15.
Not really couples game, but this fic is golden. :D
Luck Be a Vulcan by VampirePam
Kirk gets a lot more than he bargained for when he teaches Spock to play strip poker. 


"have you read indigenous idiot by kanae yuna? it is amazing!!!"


Ingenious Idiot by Kanae Yuna

"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions…" A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he’s bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.

I haven’t read, but it seems promising! (it feels bad to say “I love smart!kirk trope!” because jim is always smart)

faramirlovertheslasher: I'd love a nice, long, really slow build fic with a fair dash of misunderstandings (cultural or just boys being stupid) and hurt feelings or one/both not feeling worthy of the other. But not so sad that I cry for hours. Any suggestions? Thanks, B.

Here are some of my favorite that deals with misunderstanding, and have some feelings of hurt. Lenght varies

So Much For Gravity by

The last thing Jim wants is telepathic proof that Spock hates him, even though that’s exactly what he gets. It’s just one more thing Jim needs to figure out on his bumpy road to a destiny he doesn’t even know if he believes in.

Call Me Brother by Deanna Gray

Based on the TOS episode “Whom Gods Destroy”.  When Kirk tells Garth that Spock is his brother, he has no idea the connotations of that word when it comes to Vulcans.  But he’s about to find out.

Kirk and Spock decide to use the rumor that they are lovers to discourage crewmembers from making a play for either of them.
How We Are (but not how we’re going to be) by
Even when they hate each other, they’re still sort of falling in love.
More miscommunication than misunderstanding, but it’s wonderful fic
Through Chekov’s Eyes by 
In which Mr. Spock hates Chekov and terrorizes the crew, Captain Kirk has the best poker face on the ship, Chekov never means to eavesdrop, Uhura gets some curves, Kirk gets cock-blocked, Spock gets off, McCoy pulls rank, Spock pulls Kirk’s pigtails, and love sucks.

Eat your feelings by

Kirk is court-martialed when he is unable to prove that he did not cause the murder of a crewman. Six months later, the charges are lifted and Kirk takes command again, but now he must contend with both his new unflattering waistline and the torrid love affair between Spock and Admiral Pike.

"… It wasn’t like facing death, it was just chess with Spock. That didn’t, as a general rule, usually end in fatalities."
— Anonymous: Favourite spirk fanart blog?!?!??!?!?! love you guys!!!!!!!!

How could I choose just one??

But some of my favorites are synnesai, usscamelot, forest-st and 4aab OH AND hellaillogical DRAWS HELLA CUTE ART TOO i just can’t you’re all giving me a complex

— Anonymous: Hello!!! Any restaurant AUs? You know, chef AUs, or if you don't have that, anything that involves cooking? Love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All chef AUs I could find were McKirk so here’s some cooking for you!

Almost Domestic by barrowjane

“I think we need to set up some guidelines for shore leave,” Jim says, speaking mostly to the off-white ceiling. “You know, ground rules. A design schematic for having fun.”

Entering Orbit by museaway

Jim escapes to Iowa to avoid the media frenzy following the Narada incident, but a late-night miscommunication results in Spock turning up on his front porch.

Baking with Captain Kirk by Cumberbatch Critter

In which they are on shore leave, Spock finds baking cookies fascinating, and Kirk gets defensive of his baking skills.

asylumbutterfly: TOS Shoreleave? Some really do ones? :)

Some vintage spirk fics based on the episode Shoreleave, or just vintage spirk fic where they just go to shoreleave? We just don’t know?

Kirk and Spock play pirates while on the Shore Leave planet. Originally published in the print fanzine T’hy’la # 4, 1984.
Have Another Good Night! by KS TLan

Kirk is tortured by his close contact with Spock on shore leave and duty after realizing his desire for the Vulcan in his dreams

Originally published in 1980 in the print fanzine “Duet” # 2.

Warnings:dub-con. Not on shore leave, but what happened on shore leave is of importance
Best Laid Plans by Islaofhope
"How did you find this place? It’s a paradise!" His facial expression and the tone of his voice conveyed relaxation and contentment.

He bent to pick up a flat rock and experimentally skipped it over the waves. “Should we see what the house looks like?”

"Let’s go, Spock."

"Why? I thought you’re enjoying yourself in this bar?"

A Light in the Darkness by Debbie C

A shore leave turns deadly.

— Anonymous: Do you have any stories where someone or a group of someones take over the enterprise and the crew has to fight to get it back from within the ship itself?



I have none, sorry! Only thing that comes to mind is the Countdown to Darkness comic. (which to me is pretty much like fanart, I just can’t count it as canon)

Does anybody know any of this kind?

Insontis by KCS on fanfiction.net has one “arc” that involves the ship being taken over by Klingons and Orions.

It’s actually a long kid!fic, though, in which Jim is de-aged to a baby and goes through a bunch of trials over various ages.  The last arc which begins here: X

involves the Enterprise being boarded with the crew taking it back from within.

It’s an absolutely wonderful gen fic.

Edit: I think this is the fic authorperson mentioned.

Once again followers come to the rescue!

— Anonymous: Okayokayokay but how about where the reboot team gets sent to TOS?? Pretty please???

On the "universes meet" tag we have similar fics, althought never whole reboot gets sent into TOS, but entire TOS team gets to send into reboot universe.

— Anonymous: Any fics with Cabaret shows starring Jim?


Oh man, sadly I don’t know any like this. Anyone knows?